THE QUANTUM HUMMINGBIRD

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Is it a bird? A qubit? A theological paradox wrapped in feathers?

In this experimental blend of science, satire, and philosophical reverence, The Quantum Hummingbirdexplores what happens when nature flutters at the edge of observation—and refuses to collapse.

With absurd fidelity to quantum mechanics and Attenborough-level narration, this faux-ornithological treatise investigates superposition, entanglement, decoherence, and error correction through the wings of the world’s most impossible bird.

Neither parody nor textbook, this is pedagogy through paradox. A love letter to mystery. And a bold question:

What if the forest already knows quantum theory, better than we do?