The Gravity of Drama and the Physics of Conflict

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The Gravity of Drama and the Physics of Conflict
Where Newton Meets Gossip and Theater Meets Science

What if arguments obeyed the same rules as physics? What if gossip could be measured like heat, and human conflict followed the laws of thermodynamics?

In this first volume of the Quantum-Social Universe, Dr. Reginald P. Drollery applies spurious scientific rigor to the absurdities of everyday life. Through the structure of a play in four acts, he unveils the hidden “laws” that govern drama, ego, and conflict with the precision of parody and the accuracy of farce.

Inside you will discover:

• Ego Entanglement: why your rival always shows up at the worst possible moment.
• The Conservation of Gossip Energy: why rumors never really die.
• Conversational Event Horizons: points of no return in social interaction.
• Schrödinger’s Argument: when a friendship exists in two states at once.

Blending comedy, pseudo-scholarship, and the language of physics, The Gravity of Drama and the Physics of Conflict is both a parody of scientific authority and a mirror to human absurdity.

If you enjoy satire dressed as science, or science dressed as nonsense, this book belongs on your shelf.